Top performances of the night belong to Fall Out Boy with Rihanna, Kanye, Alicia Keys and boy wonder, Chris Brown. Take notes, Britney. And here are few tips:
1. We’ve seen every single part of your anatomy. Cover up, already.
2. You shaved your head, now own it and ditch the bad weaves.
3. You are not Gloria Gaynor. Leave the dance anthems to her and beef up your repertoire. You’ve had experiences for two lifetimes, now sing about them.
4. Also, fire your stylist. Fire your publicist. Fire your producer. Fire your wig maker. Fire your make-up artist. Every new day is an opportunity to start fresh and to make things better.