I Eat, therefore I Love.
As a constantly evolving epicurean, I have to tell you that the “zero trans fat” and “low sodium” labels we are inundated with do absolutely nothing to me. I ignore them and pretend they are written in a language I don’t understand.
Food is one of the purest joys we still have. Good food is like a good lover. You get excited looking at it and you take your time to savor it. Telling me to hold the sauce béarnaise on a steak is like kissing with one eye open. You get a taste but you can’t fully enjoy it.
PS. Kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute. Pucker up.

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Anonymous
April 25, 2007I can have sex 3.25 times this week. I burn 658 calories each time.
–Pacino